A bit of humor noir! If we can't laugh about it, we can't work within it, either!
Ten Commandments of Marriage
are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
say, talk in your sleep.
is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks
and the woman listens.
the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
the car is new or the wife is.
is when a man and woman become as one;
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good
the law allows only one wife.
and love are purely matter of chemistry.
is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was
stunned for a moment but then smiled,
"It really works!"
"A husband is what's
left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.........."